National Liars’ Hall of Fame Dedicates Wing to Wilson

Roger Welsch, curator of the National Liars’ Hall of Fame (NLHF), announced the Hall’s intention to build an entire wing dedicated to Douglas Wilson, pastor of Christ Church, Moscow. “Let’s face,” Welsch said, “when it comes to prevaricating, he’s the best!”

Welsch said they have not decided on a formal name for the special wing, however he believes that calling it “The Doug Wilson Wing of Whoppers” basically sums it up. Welsch founded the NLHF in 1990, instituting it in Dannebrog, Nebraska.

Douglas Wilson responded to the national honor, saying, “I’ve known for a long time that my deceit is way past the Pinocchio stuff. I lie to my denomination, my congregation, my elders, my family, as well as the media. I could be lying right now and you’d never know it! But seriously, I’ve lied so much that there’s no one left to lie to. So I reckon this tribute a down-payment on my eternal reward and the just compensation for a life-long ministry dedicated to mendacity.”

Douglas Wilson Wins Heretic of the Year Award

Earlier this week, Christianity Today declared Douglas Wilson, pastor of Christ Church, Moscow, the winner of their inaugural Heretic of the Year Award for his unique role in splitting Church of the King – Santa Cruz. When asked to comment, Wilson said, “Thank you very much; I worked hard to win this trophy. People don’t know the difficulties involved with sowing discord among brethren. It’s not as though I could take a chainsaw to the congregation as I did Brian Mclaren’s book.

“Hell, chopping a man to pieces on the worldwide web is a piece of cake, but engineering a church split from out of state requires cunning. I had to lie to Andrew Sandlin, telling him one thing, while I told the disgruntled members of the congregation another, and it’s hard remembering all of my lies sometimes. So I’m thankful for CT’s recognition of my achievement and I hope to bust up even more churches in 2007.

“And don’t think that I’m resting on my laurels either, because I am determined to oversee the dissolution of several marriages in my church to demonstrate that my divisiveness knows no boundaries. I wrote the book on Titus 3:10, it’s called A Serrated Edge.”

A Cowardly Farewell

The cowards at Anselm House (headquarters for Christ Church, Moscow) pulled this website sometime this morning (January 25, 2007). They did not apologize for their sin (they never do); they simply disappeared into the void just as they did in 2003 after their dreadful hatesplotch.net laid an egg. They still believe that they will advance their cause by insulting everyone who disagrees with them Douglas Wilson. They should call themselves Federal Vision Fools.