According to reliable sources, Douglas Wilson was seen crossdressing to look like Cindy Brady of the Brady Bunch TV show. Apparently, the Fearless Leader was so overcome with emotion after he read Dr. R. Scott Clark’s post “Doug Wilson Is Right” that he went home, adorned his hair in golden locks with red ribbons, and put on a dress, humming, “The youngest one in curls.”Mr. Wilson’s descent into madness didn’t bother his loyalists and it disgusted normal people. One kirker said, “I don’t care how he dresses, he still has the anointing”; whereas a normal person commented that Wilson needs a better girdle: “He has too much spillage around the midsection; I think he’s repulsive.” We agree.
